“Are those grapes organic?”
No.
“You’re just gonna eat it like that?”
Yes.
“You just rinsed it with water.”
Yeah, I washed them.
“There’s still wax on them.”
Natural grape wax. No need to wash it off.
“Disgusting.”
What are you talking about?
“You’re eating the wax. I always wash grapes in salt and baking soda.”
The wax is totally edible, it might even be good for you. Remember when we ate grapes straight off the vine? Why didn’t you complain about it then?
“Me? Complain? That was different!”
Hey, come back. What’s going on with you?
“Let go of me!”
You need to tell me what’s wrong.
“I don’t want any grapes. Now let me go.”
Tell me about it.
“I can’t win with you, can I.”
What do you want to win?
“Ridiculous.”