Job Fair

Wait, hear me out.

I am not an artist; I am something real.

My creativity is only a façade, and therefore

I am mentally stable. I desire nothing more than

to help your company fulfill your mission.

You know I’m worth it because

my resume is full of jargon and boring things.

Call the last guy who hired me and you will learn

that I am practical and not full of fluff.

That hot air you’re feeling is only coming from

your toaster oven which reminds me to ask you

to please never get the toast out

with a fork ever again.